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Total Medals Earned: 172 (From 38 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,710 Points

Looming

Traveler Unlocked 7/8/10
5 Points
Enter a portal.
Excavator 10 Points Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Repeat Visitor 10 Points Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Archaeologist 25 Points Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Binary Abacist 50 Points Collect all of the tally beads.
Lithocryptologist 50 Points Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Lorem Archivist 50 Points Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Priest of Science 50 Points Collect all of the Path rings.
Seecha Expert 50 Points Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Xenopaleontologist 50 Points Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Perceptive Explorer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confidant Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/500 points)

Madness Ambulation

Daily Driver Unlocked 9/24/11
5 Points
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Truckstopper Unlocked 9/24/11
10 Points
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Atheist 25 Points Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
Undertaker 25 Points ...or hell, hit every single one.
Sharpshooter 50 Points Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Improbability Drive 100 Points Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.

Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)

Manhattan Project

Pump up the Volume Unlocked 6/23/10
5 Points
Reach chaos for the first time
Einstein Approves Unlocked 6/23/10
25 Points
Buy the Atomic Bomb
I came prepared. Unlocked 6/23/10
25 Points
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
E=MCpwned Unlocked 6/23/10
50 Points
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Hero-shima 25 Points Purchase all of the store upgrades.
You must be a relative... 50 Points Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Teacher's Pet 100 Points Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Extinction Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/8 (105/290 points)

Miami Shark

Apache Unlocked 10/13/09
25 Points
Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet Unlocked 10/13/09
25 Points
Crush the Lear Jet
Mini Unlocked 10/13/09
25 Points
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff Unlocked 10/13/09
25 Points
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2 Unlocked 10/13/09
50 Points
Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52 Unlocked 10/13/09
50 Points
Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747 Unlocked 10/13/09
50 Points
Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga Unlocked 10/13/09
50 Points
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde Unlocked 10/13/09
50 Points
Crush the Concorde
Ducks Unlocked 10/13/09
50 Points
Kill 15 Ducks
SpaceShuttle Unlocked 10/13/09
50 Points
Crush the Space Shuttle
Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)

Newgrounds Pass 3

Colonel Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Complete 20 levels
General Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Complete 25 levels
Major Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Complete 15 levels
Private Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Complete 5 levels
Sergeant Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Complete 10 levels
Committed Unlocked 4/2/09
25 Points
Find secret area 3
Eagle Eyes Unlocked 4/2/09
25 Points
Complete lvl 6 on the first pick
Insane Unlocked 4/2/09
25 Points
Find secret area 5
Observer Unlocked 4/2/09
25 Points
Find secret area 2
Scout Unlocked 4/2/09
25 Points
Find secret area 1
The secret ammo box Unlocked 4/2/09
25 Points
Find the secret ammo box on lvl 4
True minesweeper Unlocked 4/2/09
25 Points
Complete lvl 29
Weebl's secret island Unlocked 4/2/09
25 Points
Find the secret island on lvl 13
Wrong turn Unlocked 4/2/09
25 Points
Find the secret area on lvl 16
Revive Unlocked 4/2/09
50 Points
Complete the game with a revive
Takeover Unlocked 4/2/09
50 Points
Complete the game with a takeover
Too much free time! 25 Points Find secret area 4
Click, click, click... 100 Points Complete lvl 27

Medals Earned: 16/18 (375/500 points)

One Button Bob

First Kill Unlocked 2/9/10
5 Points
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Stage 1 Unlocked 2/9/10
10 Points
Complete the easy round.
Stage 2 Unlocked 2/9/10
25 Points
Complete the medium round.
Buttkicker Unlocked 2/9/10
50 Points
Kill the boss.
Stage 3 Unlocked 2/9/10
50 Points
Complete the hard round.
Bronze 25 Points Finish with under 400 clicks.
Silver 50 Points Finish with under 300 clicks.
Gold 100 Points Finish with under 200 clicks.

Medals Earned: 5/8 (140/315 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/3/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 3/3/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exasperated Unlocked 3/3/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 3/3/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/3/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Chamber Maid Unlocked 3/3/09
10 Points
Defeat Mindchamber.
Doer of Radical Wrong Unlocked 3/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fishmonger Unlocked 3/3/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Juggler Unlocked 3/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 9/23 (65/540 points)

REPLAYING :the game:

Bloodbath Unlocked 1/7/10
25 Points
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
THE END Unlocked 1/7/10
100 Points
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Robinson Crusoe: The Game

Tool Finder Unlocked 6/29/11
5 Points
Find all 8 useable tools in the game
Survivor Unlocked 6/29/11
10 Points
Survive the cannibal attack
Forever Satisfied Unlocked 6/29/11
25 Points
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% morale
Wilsooonnnn! Unlocked 6/29/11
50 Points
Find wilson on the day that he washes on to shore!
Happy Shack 5 Points Reach full happiness in the happy shack without making any 'slip-ups'
Always Energetic 25 Points Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Energy
Fed Well 25 Points Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Hunger
Never Thirsty 25 Points Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Thirst
Built All 50 Points Construct all 11 buildings within 10 days

Medals Earned: 4/9 (90/220 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 6/4/09
5 Points
Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space Unlocked 6/4/09
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire Unlocked 6/4/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Tankicular Homicide Unlocked 6/4/09
10 Points
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/425 points)